Bathtime

Things I Never Thought I Would Say... "Don't drink the bathwater!" "Don't eat soap!" "You were only in there for two minutes. Did you just wet your body and come out? Did you even wash your hair and body?" "Stop putting the washcloth in your mouth. That's gross!"

Lick

What child doesn't like to play pretend? My girls like to pretend to be animals. Unfortunately, it makes for interesting conversations. Something I never thought I'd have to say.... "Don't lick me." "Please don't lick my face." "No, you can't lick my arm." "Don't ever lick my nose again. That's gross."

Commando

One of my little girls has had issues with going commando. In the interest of privacy I won't say which one. Sorry. If you don't know what that is please watch...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0JgkuNBuWI Getting four children dressed while your husband is out at church meetings can be time consuming. So, I had forgotten my daughter said she couldn't find panties. I remembered as we were walking inside the church building (bad timing, I know), but I had to ask, "Are you wearing underwear?" I didn't want to go inside the building to find her going commando. Thankful she was wearing them, but I had to tell her to put her dress down.