Mascara

When LC was a toddler she found my mascara and thought it was something fun to eat. After I took a few moments to FREAK OUT, I regained my composure enough to call Poison Control. The lady on the phone was rather calm and let me know she would be OK. SJ did something today that reminded me of this event.

Eucerin Dry Skin Therapy Moisturizing Creme

This morning I found my daughter, SJ, with a tub of Eucerin Dry Skin Therapy Moisturizing Creme. Not only did she procure it from high on the shelf WHILE STILL IN HER CRIB, but she managed to open the bottle and put the creme to "good use". She put it on her pillow, her bed, her PJs, her face and her dark brown curly hair. She gave herself a mini beard and if you were looking at her from across the room you might think she was wearing very big white gloves. I shampooed her hair 4 times (this is all she would let me do), but gave up. Let's just say if there was a casting call for a Greaser in The Outsiders, she would fit the bill. I'll take a whack at it tomorrow and hope I can de-grease her in time for dinner.