The New Dress

I was pregnant, and because I have been having my children back-to-back, I have more maternity clothes then nursing clothes. A boy in Primary had been absent for a while. He saw me and asked me if I was wearing a new dress. I felt a compliment coming on about my dress, and was eager to hear it. I do not know of any woman who doesn't want (at least I think they would) to hear a compliment about their dress.

This is what he said after I told him it was an oldie, but I had not worn it in this ward before:

"Wow! You got fat!" Serves me right for wanting to feed my vanity. Honesty, you've gotta love it. I could not stop laughing.