Bug

My daughter is all girl when it comes to bugs. You can imagine my surprise when I overheard a conversation she was having with a lady at my son's wrestling practice.

"There was a bug in the potty," she said.

"Really," says the lady.

"Yes, and I did not flush it. I sat on the potty and made pee-pee on it."

"Well, the most important thing is to flush it after that."

(She has an imagination about the most outlandish things. I know this was a tall tale for her. If there was a bug in the potty I would have known about it, and I am sure she would not have made pee-pee on it. I never know what she is going to tell people. It's quite scary at times.)